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Friday, December 11, 2015

Absence Makes The Blog Reader(s?) Disappear

Miss me? Yeah, right.

Same old story. Lots to write about; lots of ideas for posts; big fat ZERO initiative to do so.

Peripherally keeping an eye on the POTUS pre-primary pandemonium. More just to get an idea on who will be left to vote for in the Spring. Makes no difference who I like or don't like in the race cluster-fuck going on right now. Picked someone during last crazy season and he wasn't around by the time I walked in to vote. So, this time I'm not even considering anyone until the ink is dry on the ballots*.

In other news, Obama still sucks camel dick and supports Muslim refugees terrorists fleeing into our sinking nation.

That is all for now. Time to make the doughnuts.**

*Yes, I know the ballots are merely 1's & 0's stored in silicon based integrated circuitry and only appear as back-lighted pixels on an  LCD display screen to form letters, numbers & characters. Fuck. Off.

**No, I don't work in a bakery or make doughnuts. I chase 'trons.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Software Companies or Hackers; It's A Close Call

For my birthday last month Mrs. Dan O gave me some cash and told me to buy myself a new laptop. So, I shopped around for a few days and picked one out at Newegg.com.*

"So, how do you like it Dan O?" Glad you asked. The computer itself is great. The software, from the Windows 7 OS to the McAfee interference...uh, I mean internet security, is a big pain in the ass. Nothing new, really. Every time I turn on the computer, all these programs want to update themselves and I end up not doing anything because all the downloading of updates consume the little bandwidth I have.

McAfee is gone. Deleted that intrusive piece of shit software right away. And everything else is on strict orders not to auto-update. I bought the computer for ME, NOT the software, to use.

In case anyone is wondering why I went with Windows 7 vs. 8, 8.1 or the upcoming 10, well I'll tell you. I've heard nothing but complaints from people who have used 8. 8.1 is supposed to address some of those complaints, but......I've heard that before.

I researched Windows 10 and found that it is the most intrusive, data collecting, telemetry sending and privacy ignoring Windows to date. I read one report that stated there was no way you could completely stop the data collecting and transfer to Evil Bill Gates' Software Empire. Even if all indications are you've shut the options off, there is still background data transfers going on without your knowledge or agreement.

 Of course the EBGSE would disagree. They would tell you that IF you bother to read all 1,915.5 pages of the EULA, that by clicking [I Accept], you agreed to give them permission to come in and screw your cat, drink milk from the carton in your refrigerator and  piss in the corner of your bedroom, among other even more intrusive endeavors.

So, it's either [I Accept], or you just bought yourself a nifty little decorative drink coaster.
YOU don't own or control anything on your computer. You pay to simply install THEIR software, which then collects YOUR usage data and sends it to the Mother Ship.

The biggest cyber threat is no longer the hackers. It is the software developers themselves. The hackers may be doing you a favor by destroying your computer's data.

* Tried going to Best Buy, but self-consumed mom with 2 year old in shopping cart was tying up 5 laptops at once, (the very ones I was interested in, of course) while trying to keep the little one pacified. Yeah, that was working real well. Hint: Leave the rugrats at home unless you're shopping at Toys-R-Us.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Ran Away

REALLY?!  I am shocked. I'd run away, too.

By the way, is anyone surprised  Rosie O'Donnell's daughter has  mental issues?

Friday, July 24, 2015

People Have NO Respect (Shocking, I know)

I’d like to send out a hearty “Hi-de-ho” and a heartier “Fuck you!” to the oblivious, idiot people who walked on, pushed a stroller over and allowed the idiot kid with them to roam all over my freshly planted grass seed like it was a playground last night.

You know, that small area in my tree lawn with the fresh straw covering it? What did you think, that I was feeding the wild horses wandering the neighborhood? Leaving a snack out on the happenstance a meandering holstein cruised my street?

Hope you enjoyed the parade and the Lion’s Festival. Hope you choked on some home-fries and inhaled an elephant ear. Fucking morons and the people who raise them.

P.S. I know the targets of my derision will never see this, but just in case someone hears people talking about the crazy old bastard on his front porch cussing them out, yeah, that was me. People need to show some respect when they’re on other people’s property and think about more than just themselves and their own enjoyment. Every July our tree lawn becomes a trash receptacle. Last night, the trash had legs.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Arthur Ashe Courage Award To Honor Mentally Deranged Bruce Jenner

Because he had the courage to admit his mental defect, I reckon. Arthur Ashe should be spinning in his grave.

What Jenner should be receiving is The Kink's Lola Award. You are what equipment you are born with. Period. Growing boobs and wearing makeup and dresses DOES NOT make you a woman.

Whoever the committee members are that choose the award recipient, should also have their mental status' evaluated.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Ignorance Is Burning Your Own City Down In Support Of A Criminal

I have a high school education, military technical training, and over half of century of life experience and absolutely no understanding of how burning and looting your city have any impact on "justice" for a dead criminal.

The more this happens, the more ignorant the reactions appear. With a very few exceptions, no one has died that didn't instigate the whole process by first being a criminal and then further their own demise by refusing to cooperate with the response to their criminal activity, regardless of race. I.e., following law enforcement directives which resulted from that criminal activity.

Don't act like a thug and you won't die like a thug. This includes rioting and looting in response to a thug's injury or death. Breaking the law has consequences. Breaking more laws in response to criminal activity makes less sense than the original offense. You aren't expediting justice. You are perpetrating ignorance. Burning down and/or looting your neighborhood makes you as criminally guilty as the thug for which you claim to be requiring justice. And makes you appear more ignorant and uneducated.

Don't commit acts which will draw the attention of law enforcement and law enforcement won't interact. It IS that simple. No one has died that didn't instigate the involvement of LEO by their own actions. Don't live as a criminal, don't die a criminal.


Friday, February 20, 2015

Not Only Is It Cold In Northeast Ohio...

...but, Hell may have frozen over.

I have a Twitter account. Yep I have zipped into the 21st Century kicking and screaming all the way. O.K, grumbling and sneering is closer to the truth. I still think that 99% of the twitosphere is garbage, much like the blogosphere, but it has it's uses. I suppose.

My view of Twitter was always, "What the fuck?! NOBODY needs to be that connected. There is so much garbage on there, who needs that? Well, nobody needs it. Nobody. But, a new local talk show started this month by a local host on a Cleveland radio station and the primary communication to the show is through Twitter. And I wanted to be able to contribute my 2 cents occasionally.

So, I'll not be some major contributor (Tweeter?) to the ubiquitous Tweetscape but, I will occasionally Tweet (sorta like I occasionally blog) when the mood strikes.

I have yet to register my cell phone to Twitter as I currently receive enough bullshit calls to it w/o inviting even more opportunities for the spammeister fucks to bombard me even more. Fucking telemarketers ruin everything, don't they?

So, if you are so inclined to send this twit a tweet, you can do so @DanOinOhio.

Cheers all, and until next time, SEE ya.  

Saturday, January 31, 2015

I'll Show You How To Walk The Dog

Briskly! When it's 5F(ucking) degrees out. Foster dog is spoiled. When overnight or daytime temps are below 25F I let him inside. Which means taking him out every few hours to let him turn the snow yellow & brown and to remind him why I'm letting him stay inside when his testicles shrivel.

Doing this chore after drinking straight bourbon for 3 hours is some what of a challenge on the ice and snow. I've so far managed to stay on my feet, but I imagine it 's a AFV moment for any neighbors who may happen to peer out their windows at just the right moment.

On the weekend especially, I like to make the last bourbon ballet as late as possible to allow me the luxury of sleeping in before the morning excursion out in the frigid frontier.

I will be strongly recommending a return to rightful owner before the next season of sub-freezing temps. I prefer to remain inside myself on such cold nights. I'm too old for this shit.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Having Fun In Public or Why It's Fun To Be Me

Mrs. Dan O and I were at Sam's Club one night last week and there was a wares hawker at the end of the lotions & potions aisle.

She came up to us, greeted us, then said, "Put your wrist out."

Mrs. Dan O told her not if it had anything to do with perfume because she has asthma & allergies. The lady said "No nothing like that.", but then looked at me and said "How about you, will you stick your wrist out?"

I asked warily, looking suspiciously around behind her, "Why do you have handcuffs?"
She smiled, let out a little laugh and said, "No. I don't have any handcuffs."

I replied, "Then what fun is that?" and walked away.

DeflateGate; SOTU;DOJ/FBI on Ferguson

DeflateGate: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! This bullshit dominated the airwaves this week. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! Who fucking cares about football air pressures? Not even an interesting diversion from the real serious things that should be talked about. I wouldn't know Tom Brady from a dog turd on the sidewalk, Bill No-Personality Belichick means nothing to me. Ban them both from the Super Bowl for all I care. Or don't. Football air pressure? SERIOUSLY?! Fuck!

SOTU: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! Anyone who still cares what the Piece-of-Shit in-Chief has to say is a fucking bigger idiot than Obama himself. The son of a bitch is the dumbest educated fuck on the planet. Why someone hasn't...never mind, I won't finish that thought. At least not in print.

The DOJ/FBI on Ferguson: If you needed yet another autopsy and investigation to conclude the same as the previous 2 (3?), you are as stupid and ignorant as that fucking waste of flesh Al Not-So-Sharpton.  Fuck him and fuck you.

How am I doing so far? The top 3 stories this whole week were nonsense. Pure, fucking, ignorant nonsense.

Mean while, in Cleveland, police officers shot at while investigating violent aggravated burglary and took suspects into custody barely made LOCAL news. Never mind national news. Why? Because only the suspects fired their weapons. AT the police. And the police DIDN'T fire back. So, that's not news.