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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

LaGrange And It's Useless Idiots Strike Again

Thanks to the Village of LaGrange and the geniuses they hire, I can no longer drain water out of my yard through the tile I have crossing under my sidewalk.

They raised the height of the new catch basin, and just buried the other end of my tile. Do you think MAYBE they could have tied it into the catch basin or asked if I wanted to pay to have it done?

There I go thinking government and government contractors give a shit or can think beyond the blueprint.

Just pissed!

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Obama Is An Obuffoon

So the Ass-Clown-in-Chief is now saying Sgtraitor Bergdahl is "somebody's child". Really Barry? Child ?!?!

NO, pResident Numbfuck, he is a 28 year old MAN. Who at the age of 23, also an age one should be considered a man ( something I've never thought of calling you by the way. at least not without adjectives attached), walked away from his assigned military post and (allegedly) into the hands of the enemy. And then 5 years later, when he got a tummy ache and missed his mommy and daddy ill, was used as a willing pawn to free 5 top enemy commanders. A child. Fuck you, Barry.

Sue Martin of Bergdahl's hometown and a friend of his family said (I'm paraphrasing, accurately) it was ironic that Bergdahl voluntarily served in the U.S. Army fighting for our freedoms and is now being criticized by those using the freedom of speech.

Dear Suzy,

You conveniently left out the part that he also VOLUNTARILY left his fucking post and at the least deserted, if not defected. But, that's just a minor thing to folks like you, I suppose. At least he's coming home now, right? No honor. No patriotism. But damn it, he's home.

Hopefully to stand trial. 

Monday, June 2, 2014

Wait For it.....

So, how long before we find out Sgt. Bergdahl was complicit in his own "release" in trade for 5 of the most dangerous terrorists held a Gitmo?

Far fetched? I don't believe so.

Prove to me he isn't a Taliban/Al qaeda  sympathizer, whether due to  Stockholm Syndrome or already-held personal beliefs when he deserted was "captured" and at least a willing participant in the plan to trade his freedom for 5 terrorists who will no doubt return to their life-long pursuit of killing as many non-goat-fucking heathen infidels.

If he truly was captured and is now free to return home and lives his life as a true American, then "Welcome home soldier". But, if he is merely a distraction so that the Taliban can restrengthen it's terror network, then "Fuck you, trader."

Saturday, May 31, 2014

What A Waste Of Time

I don't remember the last time I posted. Just not in the mood I reckon.

The state of the country is still in peril as long as Obama and the rest of his misguided, incapable and unqualified misfits are in charge of things. And I have little to no confidence in the citizenry to make the necessary decisions to elect the appropriate people to change the course. Same old fucking idiots still think there is nothing wrong and the apathetic and/or uninformed will still not vote to appropriately defeat the status-quo.

I will continue to cast my vote every election day, despite my pessimistic realistic expectation of the ignorant electorate to not vote appropriately to steer things in the correct direction, and still wish to be proven wrong in my dire straits assumptions.

How there can be such obvious ignorance in how incompetent the current administration is at performing any of it's even perfunctory duties is beyond my comprehension.

Anyway, c'est la vie and que sera sera.

Monday, April 7, 2014

A (fitting) Spring Time Com-Post

So Joe over at Fat In Indiana spoke of the almost-Spring weather we got teased with last week in his post Changes . Since I haven't posted much content recently and hardly any non-political stuff in awhile, I offer this Com-Post:

Went out to the shed weekend before last to bring lawnmowers to garage for Spring maintenance. Turns out my (elevated) shed had settled a couple (or more) inches through the Winter and I couldn't get the doors open.

So, I  pulled the unattached ramp away from front of shed; opened doors; slid ramp back into place; removed lawnmowers; slid ramp back away; shoveled some stone out of the way to drop level of ramp; slid ramp up to shed; still not enough space for doors to open; slid ramp back; attempted to shovel gravel/semi-frozen clay-dirt-tree-roots to go deeper; closed and locked shed; slid ramp back into place.

Had oil change on truck to do, no time to screw around with this right now. Will wait for some more sustained temps to induce ground thaw deep enough to finish this job later.

Got the mowers out, that was the important part, I reckon.

Monday, March 17, 2014

So, Let Me Get This Straight...

Obama will allow the Navy Seals to save an oil tanker owned by an Islamic country, but NOT to save U.S. citizens and/or diplomats being attacked in the same fucking country? Does anyone remember Benghazi? HELLO? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Mr. pResident?! Just what the fuck is wrong with you, asshole? Where the hell do you get your priorities? A fucking roulette wheel?

Somebody in Congress please, Please, PLEASE grow a pair and impeach this Islam-loving, socialist before a revolution becomes imminent to save this country. How do 535 elected servants allow ONE elected servant completely ruin the country? How? WHY?!  I don't care that the son of a bitch is (half) black. He is an Incompetent, Unqualified, Naricisstic, Numbfuck incapable of a coherent sentence without a teleprompter. He illegally changes laws; allows U.S. non-combatant citizens be slaughtered without batting an eye and lies about the whole fiasco; enacts or ignores countless other immoral, if not illegal activities and you Congress members do nothing. You might as well be co-conspirators. No, you ARE co-conspirators.

LGBT Intent On Ruining St.Patricks Day Parades

Yes, once again, what is possibly the smallest minority in the country wants to fuck up everyone else' celebration. I never have and don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day. No offense to the Irish. I just don't. (I'll drink a pint with you ANY day, I don't need an excuse to do that.)

But what the fuck does the Little Gay Boy Troupe (or any sexual orientation) have to do with St. Patrick's Day? Why do they need to promote being gay in a parade who's sole purpose is supposed to be celebrating Irish heritage? Why? Because they are attention craving, look-at-the-havoc-we-can-cause little mindless fucks. They'd rather push THEIR agenda than allow others to celebrate.

I say good for the parade organizers and sponsors standing up to these people and telling them to leave their rainbows and tutus at home. Put on something green and prance For St. Patrick. You can flash your gayness in your own decadent parade, like always, on your own time.