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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Having Fun In Public or Why It's Fun To Be Me

Mrs. Dan O and I were at Sam's Club one night last week and there was a wares hawker at the end of the lotions & potions aisle.

She came up to us, greeted us, then said, "Put your wrist out."

Mrs. Dan O told her not if it had anything to do with perfume because she has asthma & allergies. The lady said "No nothing like that.", but then looked at me and said "How about you, will you stick your wrist out?"

I asked warily, looking suspiciously around behind her, "Why do you have handcuffs?"
She smiled, let out a little laugh and said, "No. I don't have any handcuffs."

I replied, "Then what fun is that?" and walked away.

DeflateGate; SOTU;DOJ/FBI on Ferguson

DeflateGate: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! This bullshit dominated the airwaves this week. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! Who fucking cares about football air pressures? Not even an interesting diversion from the real serious things that should be talked about. I wouldn't know Tom Brady from a dog turd on the sidewalk, Bill No-Personality Belichick means nothing to me. Ban them both from the Super Bowl for all I care. Or don't. Football air pressure? SERIOUSLY?! Fuck!

SOTU: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! Anyone who still cares what the Piece-of-Shit in-Chief has to say is a fucking bigger idiot than Obama himself. The son of a bitch is the dumbest educated fuck on the planet. Why someone hasn't...never mind, I won't finish that thought. At least not in print.

The DOJ/FBI on Ferguson: If you needed yet another autopsy and investigation to conclude the same as the previous 2 (3?), you are as stupid and ignorant as that fucking waste of flesh Al Not-So-Sharpton.  Fuck him and fuck you.

How am I doing so far? The top 3 stories this whole week were nonsense. Pure, fucking, ignorant nonsense.

Mean while, in Cleveland, police officers shot at while investigating violent aggravated burglary and took suspects into custody barely made LOCAL news. Never mind national news. Why? Because only the suspects fired their weapons. AT the police. And the police DIDN'T fire back. So, that's not news.

Friday, December 26, 2014

At The Risk Of Beating A Dead Horse

I have no sympathy for dead thugs. Mikey "St. Swisher Sweets" Brown; " I can't Breathe" Garner; et al, are dead because they were criminals that refused to submit to police and caused their own deaths. Period.

If you are too stupid, closed-minded or racist to understand that, I don't give a shit.

No matter how minor your initial crime or how innocent you are or believe yourself to be, if you resist arrest and/or disobey simple directives of police officers and/or brandish any weapon or perceived weapon towards a police officer, YOU are responsible for any resulting injury, up to and including death.

Skin color, ethnicity or any other real or imagined bias is irrelevant.

I am no blind-faith supporter of police. But, I have no problem with them defending themselves and the law-abiding public against ignorant, dangerous thugs who believe they don't have to follow the law.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Santa Has Had Enough

Merry Christmas from the Dan O household.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

A Movie About The Obamas' First Date? WTF?

But, you know there are ignorant masses who will flock to "Southside With You".

Just the thought of either of these 2 people makes me ill.