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Monday, April 7, 2014

A (fitting) Spring Time Com-Post

So Joe over at Fat In Indiana spoke of the almost-Spring weather we got teased with last week in his post Changes . Since I haven't posted much content recently and hardly any non-political stuff in awhile, I offer this Com-Post:

Went out to the shed weekend before last to bring lawnmowers to garage for Spring maintenance. Turns out my (elevated) shed had settled a couple (or more) inches through the Winter and I couldn't get the doors open.

So, I  pulled the unattached ramp away from front of shed; opened doors; slid ramp back into place; removed lawnmowers; slid ramp back away; shoveled some stone out of the way to drop level of shed; slid ramp up to shed; still not enough space for doors to open; slid ramp back; attempted to shovel gravel/semi-frozen clay-dirt-tree-roots to go deeper; closed and locked shed; slid ramp back into place.

Had oil change on truck to do, no time to screw around with this right now. Will wait for some more sustained temps to induce ground thaw deep enough to finish this job later.

Got the mowers out, that was the important part, I reckon.

Monday, March 17, 2014

So, Let Me Get This Straight...

Obama will allow the Navy Seals to save an oil tanker owned by an Islamic country, but NOT to save U.S. citizens and/or diplomats being attacked in the same fucking country? Does anyone remember Benghazi? HELLO? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Mr. pResident?! Just what the fuck is wrong with you, asshole? Where the hell do you get your priorities? A fucking roulette wheel?

Somebody in Congress please, Please, PLEASE grow a pair and impeach this Islam-loving, socialist before a revolution becomes imminent to save this country. How do 535 elected servants allow ONE elected servant completely ruin the country? How? WHY?!  I don't care that the son of a bitch is (half) black. He is an Incompetent, Unqualified, Naricisstic, Numbfuck incapable of a coherent sentence without a teleprompter. He illegally changes laws; allows U.S. non-combatant citizens be slaughtered without batting an eye and lies about the whole fiasco; enacts or ignores countless other immoral, if not illegal activities and you Congress members do nothing. You might as well be co-conspirators. No, you ARE co-conspirators.

LGBT Intent On Ruining St.Patricks Day Parades

Yes, once again, what is possibly the smallest minority in the country wants to fuck up everyone else' celebration. I never have and don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day. No offense to the Irish. I just don't. (I'll drink a pint with you ANY day, I don't need an excuse to do that.)

But what the fuck does the Little Gay Boy Troupe (or any sexual orientation) have to do with St. Patrick's Day? Why do they need to promote being gay in a parade who's sole purpose is supposed to be celebrating Irish heritage? Why? Because they are attention craving, look-at-the-havoc-we-can-cause little mindless fucks. They'd rather push THEIR agenda than allow others to celebrate.

I say good for the parade organizers and sponsors standing up to these people and telling them to leave their rainbows and tutus at home. Put on something green and prance For St. Patrick. You can flash your gayness in your own decadent parade, like always, on your own time.
 

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

What HealthCare Law?

From deeply embedded sources nowhere near Washington D.C., or even surrounding states, comes a completely unsubstantiated and possibly untrue story that Obama conspired with Putin and staged this whole Ukraine debacle to steer the mainstream (read state-controlled) media, and therefore low-information-Obama-worshipping-ass-kissing-too-fucking-stupid-to-think-for-themselves-sheeple, away from the real crisis which is the unAffordable Care Act.

Once again, Obama and his ilk had Bush Derangement Syndrome, so why can't we have Obama Is A Lying Narcissist Syndrome? Hell, the Obama mouthpiece on EmEsEnBeSee, Raul Maddow is still blaming Bush. Of course more people read about that on Newsmax than actually saw her his show. But still, if that info is heard by afforementioned sheeple, even third-hand, then it's fact.

This Country is and continues to be...fucked.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

S.O.T.U Response

S.T.F.U.!

This fucking Obama character thinks he's a Government of One. (O.K., I heard Conservative Black Chick use that phrase. But, she's right!) He has no clue how government is supposed to work according to the Constitution or just doesn't give a narcissistic fuck.

All I can say is, hang the fuck on because these next 3 years are going to be the worst yet. Unless Congress grows a pair and impeaches this out-of-control bufoon.

That is all.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Walmart Employee Sets New Bar For Stupidity

Shocking, I know.

So, last night my son and daughter-in-law went to Walmart while we watched the grandkids. When they returned home they had a story to tell.

Seems they had all their purchases on the counter, including some beer which he was going to share with dear old dad, so my son was asked for I.D. No problem. He looks 19, but is a month away from 28. Fine and dandy, they purchased their merchandise and left, right?

Oh. No. THIS is when stupid reared it's ugly fucking head in the form of the matronly bitch register jockey who thought it was her duty to also ask my daughter-in-law for her I.D. and because she didn't have it on her refused to sell the beer to my son. (I'm not telling her age, but she is of legal age)

What. The. Fuck? Over.

Well, being my son, what he did next was at least half right. They walked out without buying anything. Which is what I would have done. AFTER holding up the line, asking for a manager and raising a fucking shit-storm until they agreed to sell me the beer. THEN, I would have walked out without buying anything!

I'm pretty sure the law is you have to I.D. the person purchasing the alcohol. Not everybody who may or may not be with them in the store.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

The MSM And Chris Christie

So the MSM is lamenting the political tactics of Christie's henchmen (henchwoman?) and surmising the end of the Governor's chances of the Republican Presidential ticket in 2016. Fuck the MSM AND Christie.

No true Conservative or Constitutionalist wanted that fat fuck (he needs a refund on that fat-band surgery; btw; it obviously failed) for the nomination anyway. The MSM is pushing that agenda because THEY want him to get the nomination. Because they know he's a long shot to actually win the Presidency and even if he did, he's more progressive than even most other RINO's. 

And don't you just LOVE Chrissie's move right out of the Obama playbook? "I didn't know anything about this." Oh fucking please. You fucking politicians are piss poor managers if you don't know what's going on in your own administrations. You are ultimately responsible, PERIOD. If you don't know, then YOU are incompetent to hold your position. Resign.