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Friday, July 15, 2016

Urgent! Late Breaking News: Congress To Enact Emergency Legislation. Obama Declares Immediate Passage Needed

Congress met late last night and worked furiously through the night to write, vote & pass new emergency laws passed on to President Obama and signed first thing this morning, Friday, July 15, 2016.

These latest laws are a preemptive move after last night's tragedy in Nice, France. The laws aim to curtail any such terrorist strike here in the U.S. by mandating thorough background checks, waiting periods, registration, licensing and proof of intent before buying a truck.

These are the first laws passed in what is deemed a long term fight to enact truck control measures. 

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Obama Gives (What Should Be) A Shameful Political Speech At Dallas Memorial

But, of course we know this punk has no shame. Never waste a tragedy, right B. Hussein? This was a memorial service for fallen officers and the White House Resident chose to spew his wrongful political agenda instead of a eulogy for the fallen heroes.

George W. Bush, on the other hand, was as classy and proper as one would expect for either a President or ex-President.


Obama is such a classless act but, is so narcissistic as to believe HE should be the focus of even a memorial service. What a pant-load. 

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Never in my formerly pharmaceutical-expanded mind, nor in my wildest most outlandish nightmare, would I ever have thought our 2 primary choices come any November Presidential election, would we have to choose between 2 lesser qualified candidates than the current Obuffoon currently occupying the White House.

Oh please, let some covert team of assassins do us all a favor. Two shots; two kills.

I really don't think the country needs the extended turmoil either of these two are bound to maintain, if not expand.

One thing is for sure. The ignorant voters have exponentially out numbered the rest of us these last few elections. The dumbing-down of America has won. But, we ALL lose.

Friday, March 25, 2016

My First Impression When I Saw This Sign...

...was "Why the fuck would anyone buy a "FAT" sign?"



Friday, December 11, 2015

Absence Makes The Blog Reader(s?) Disappear

Miss me? Yeah, right.

Same old story. Lots to write about; lots of ideas for posts; big fat ZERO initiative to do so.

Peripherally keeping an eye on the POTUS pre-primary pandemonium. More just to get an idea on who will be left to vote for in the Spring. Makes no difference who I like or don't like in the race cluster-fuck going on right now. Picked someone during last crazy season and he wasn't around by the time I walked in to vote. So, this time I'm not even considering anyone until the ink is dry on the ballots*.

In other news, Obama still sucks camel dick and supports Muslim refugees terrorists fleeing into our sinking nation.

That is all for now. Time to make the doughnuts.**





*Yes, I know the ballots are merely 1's & 0's stored in silicon based integrated circuitry and only appear as back-lighted pixels on an  LCD display screen to form letters, numbers & characters. Fuck. Off.

**No, I don't work in a bakery or make doughnuts. I chase 'trons.